..but Dave Grohl is acceptable.

..but Dave Grohl is acceptable.

The Arctic Monkeys (opening for the Black Keys) in Portland...
  • ALEX TURNER:

    Well, this is our last song of the night!

  • AUDIENCE:

    Awwwwww (and other dejected sounds)!

  • ALEX TURNER:

    OH, GROW UP!

  • Interviewer:

    Will your next record be in one direction, or the other, or both?

  • Alex Turner:

    I think it will be more of the 'Wanted.'

  • Matt Helders:

    [chokes on laughter]

  • Alex Turner:

    That was a very 'in' joke, sorry. It was really necessary. My one opportunity. There are these two boy bands in the UK, one is called One Direction and the other one is called Wanted, so when you asked if the new record would be in "one direction"....